L’impératif Présent (Imperative Present) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer

ByMichael Burns

Introduction to the verb caquer

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The English translation of the French verb caquer is “to poop.” It is pronounced as “ka-ke” in the infinitive form.

Caquer comes from the Old French word “quacher,” which means “to trample.” Its use as a slang term for “to poop” originated in the 17th century.

In everyday French, caquer is most often used in the L’impératif Présent tense, which is used to give commands or orders. Here are three simple examples of its usage in this tense, with their respective English translations:

  1. Caque dans ta litière ! (Poop in your litter box!)
  2. Ne caque pas sur le tapis ! (Don’t poop on the carpet!)
  3. Caquez-vous avant de partir ! (Poop before leaving!)

It is important to note that caquer is a slang term and may not be appropriate in formal or polite situations.

Table of the L’impératif Présent (Imperative Present) Tense Conjugation of caquer

Pronoun Conjugation Example Usage English Translation
je cague Je cague devant tout le monde. I poop in front of everyone.
tu cague Cague plus souvent. Poop more often.
il cague Il cague dans les toilettes. He poops in the toilet.
elle cague Elle cague beaucoup. She poops a lot.
on cague On ne cague pas ici. We don’t poop here.
nous caguons Caguons ensemble. Let’s poop together.
vous caguez Caguez discrètement. Poop discreetly.
ils caguent Ils caguent en secret. They poop in secret.
elles caguent Elles caguent en groupe. They poop in a group.

Other Conjugations for Caquer.

   
    Le Present (Present Tense) Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Imparfait (Imperfect) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Passé Simple (Simple Past) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Passé Composé (Present Perfect) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Futur Simple (Simple Future) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Futur Proche (Near Future) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Plus-que-parfait (Pluperfect) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Passé Antérieur (Past Anterior) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Futur Antérieur (Future Anterior) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Subjonctif Présent (Subjunctive Present) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Subjonctif Passé (Subjunctive Past) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Subjonctif Imparfait (Subjunctive Imperfect) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer

    Subjonctif Plus-que-parfait (Subjunctive Pluperfect) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Conditionnel Présent (Conditional Present) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer
   

    Conditionnel Passé (Conditional Past) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer

    L’impératif Présent (Imperative Present) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer  (this article)

    L’infinitif Présent (Infinitive Present) Tense Conjugation of the French Verb caquer

   

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Caquer – About the French L’impératif Présent (Imperative Present) Tense

L’impératif Présent is a mood in the French language that is used to give commands, make requests, offer advice, or express a desire in the present tense. It’s a relatively simple tense and is used to address someone directly. Let’s dive into its usage, conjugation, and interactions with other tenses:
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Usage

Giving commands

You use l’impératif présent to give direct commands or orders. It is often used in informal and formal situations to tell someone to do or not do something. For example:

   – Mange ta soupe. (Eat your soup.)
   – Ferme la porte. (Close the door.)

Making requests

You can also use the imperative to make polite requests. In this case, it is a gentler way to ask someone to do something. For example:
  
   – Parle plus lentement, s’il te plaît. (Speak more slowly, please.)

Offering advice

It’s common to use l’impératif to give advice or suggestions:
   – Étudie bien pour ton examen. (Study well for your exam.)

Expressing desires

You can express your desires or wishes using the imperative:
   – Amuse-toi bien à la fête. (Have a good time at the party.)

Conjugation Formation

To form l’impératif présent, you need to use the base form of the verb without the subject pronoun (tu, nous, vous, etc.). The conjugation varies depending on the type of verb:
Regular -ER verbs (e.g., parler)
  – Tu: Parle (speak)
  – Nous: Parlons (let’s speak)
  – Vous: Parlez (speak)
Regular -IR verbs (e.g., finir)
  – Tu: Finis (finish)
  – Nous: Finissons (let’s finish)
  – Vous: Finissez (finish)
Regular -RE verbs (e.g., vendre)
  – Tu: Vends (sell)
  – Nous: Vendons (let’s sell)
  – Vous: Vendez (sell)
Irregular verbs (e.g., être, avoir, aller)
  – Tu: Sois (be), aie (have), va (go)
  – Nous: Soyons (let’s be), ayons (let’s have), allons (let’s go)
  – Vous: Soyez (be), ayez (have), allez (go)

Interactions with other tenses

L’impératif is used exclusively in the present tense and does not interact with other tenses in the same way as indicative or subjunctive moods. 
It’s used for direct commands and requests in the here and now. However, in more formal or written contexts, you might find the imperative used with expressions like “quand tu auras fini” (when you have finished) or “dès que tu seras prêt” (as soon as you are ready), which introduce a future action while maintaining the imperative mood for the main verb.
For example:
– Quand tu auras fini ton travail, viens me voir. (When you have finished your work, come see me.)
In this case, the imperative is used in conjunction with future actions, but it’s still employed for the main verb to convey a sense of directness or immediacy.

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